Closing time.

Hey three or so people who actually read this. I went and bought some actual webspace, I did it to have a forum for the people working on this project I got going, And I figured that I have plenty of bandwidth so I might as well have my blog there to.

So anyway, go here.

The bus

The number 3 bus smelled so bad today when I got on. It was like a cross between a dead dear that's been left out in the sun for a couple days and a outhouse. Everybody just opened all the windows, but then a guy had a can of room freshener spray. I believe it was Caribbean berries or something like that, it was very nice.

Movie

I decided to make a low budget horror movie a couple of days ago. Unlike most of my other ideas that I have and eventually don't follow through with, I told people about it and got them interested in it. People have actually offered to help out.

I have never been in charge of anything in my life and know jack shit about making a movie, I don't have a script written yet and I only have about $80 in my checking account. This should be interesting.

yep

I think I'm only going to post things on here when I have something to say. Instead of just posting what every other asshole is posting. Yeah, I'll start doing that tomorrow.

I really know my Bronze Age mythology.

You know the Bible 82%!

 

Wow! You are truly a student of the Bible! Some of the questions were difficult, but they didn't slow you down! You know the books, the characters, the events . . . Very impressive!

Ultimate Bible Quiz
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8 years of Catholic school and all I got was a head full of useless bible facts and a plaid skirt fetish.

Death Pizza!

I saw this today in the Weekly. I showed it to some other people and they saw the same thing. So it's not like I'm completely insane, and seeing a skull in pizza when everyone else thinks it looks like a mother cradling her child or something. Just good old fashion pareidolia, Like seeing Jesus in a pancake.

I hope they didn't do this on purpose, that would take the fun out of it.

Guerilla Marketing or Terrar‽

So cartoon network or TBS or whoever was trying to promote Aqua Teen Hunger Force by putting up a bunch of signs around Boston. They were kind of like the things Graffiti Research Lab does, A bunch of LEDs with a magnet on the back. Magnets being only able to stick to metal, they stuck them on bridges and highways. And Boston homeland security types freak the fuck out and shut down the city because they thought they were bombs. First of all, good job not looking like idiots in front of various forms of media Boston law enforcement. Second, how the hell does that look like a bomb? It's a light up cartoon character. Ok, I get that terrorists would disguise a bomb as something that doesn't look like a big metal ball with a burning fuse, but why would they make something that would draw attention to itself. There's 'being suspisious' and then there's 'being a paranoid moron'.
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I gotta get me some DMT

Fuck man, fuuuuuck. I ned some fo this shit. THat is crazy. HEre's joe rogan talking about his trip. That would be so much better without those jackasses talking the background.

[Thanks to Mingo Agave for the link]

Yeah I know it's four months old and has already been on boingboing.

Best day ever!

Damn I'm having a good day. I found a quarter and a fake diamond. Waking up in the morning was so worth it today. I just need to find out how to tell if a diamond is real or fake and I'm set.

My day is going so much better than this models.
A 2,500-year-old mirror worth £500,000 was dropped and smashed on a Chinese TV show. A model was showing the ancient mirror to the audience when it slipped from her hands and fell to the floor.

And now we know,

I always wondered who would win in a fight between Rip Torn and Norman Mailer. [via panopticist]

That guy is pretty fucked u[, yet still articulate and such. Skillz

Um..look baby puffer fish link